Top Gear visits America

I wonder if there was a town they should have stopped at before heading here? 

Rocket Fail - Jacobb20970

Skip to 24 seconds to see the rocket pass THROUGH my left hip/leg/lower-chest/intestine/whatever.

There are at LEAST 5 failures in this video:

1. I try and knife someone, miss, and then reflex-tomahawk him (winfail?)
2. At about 6 seconds, my tomahawk lags and ends up hitting the guy when it appears to have missed
3. At 14 seconds or so, I accidentally press knife and tomahawk-throw simultaneously, causing an unfinished knife-lunge that ends with my tomahawking him at the same time I run into him..
4. At roughly 24 seconds, The explosion from the clip before it appears behind me in unison with the sound .
5. (The biggest fail of all): The rocket passes THROUGH me, and I end up killing the poor camper.

Life Fail - Jacobb20970

This is what I do. ALL DAY!

Sign Fail

Nice!

Nerd Does Grafitti

Why oh why?